GREEN 

To our valued customers,

It is with deep regret that I announce Mr. Green’s Plumbing will be closing its doors and filing for bankruptcy. Unfortunately, a recent smear campaign—started by a dissatisfied client who took issue with my decision not to make a late-night house call while my cat, Pissy Missy was gravely ill—has caused irreparable harm to the business’s reputation.

I am truly sorry to those loyal customers who have supported me through the years. Please know that all correspondence and outstanding matters will be reviewed and addressed promptly upon my return on the morning of November 15.

Until then, I’ll be spending some much-needed time away with my wife and family at may parent's home in San Diego.

With gratitude,
Harold Green
Mr. Green’s Plumbing Services